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You almost died of shame when your boss told you, “Boy, the moment you allowed your wife to show her tits in public, to wear those see-through clothes in public, the moment you allowed her to cuckold you. And now you have no option but to accept
Christina said this on Grey’s Anatomy and i almost died laughing!!
worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! Omg , so cute …
dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
llane: I always find treasures while cleaning out photos from my macbook. Jasper, Kayden and I almost died taking these. #WorthIt
jen-iii: I wanted to do a screenshot redraw of this scene because it was so GORGEOUS but I almost died while doing it so here
(After writing this letter I remembered you telling me not to be so blunt in my emails and all the red flags my words set off and I almost went back to take them out but felt it would take away from the heart of the speech and I would be talking to you
freackthehopeful: knottedodyssey: Update: it was my house, and I almost died when I walked up to my doorstep today and thought I had discovered that someone had laced our door with meth. (I go to school in the METH CAPITAL OF VIRGINIA THIS IS NOT AS
also just to give yall a d&d update that no one asked for, my faun gal almost died last game (she did end up surviving despite being thoroughly trounced) and i’m starting up another game playing a hot cyborg ranger who will probably be making
voslenonice: my friend (@bestboyonoda on twitter) got this kubo doodle at AX today and im fucking dying look at his ears. the fluffy paw. the COLLAR AND BELL
Baby’s first electric scooter ride and I almost died but it was a lot of fun! Shout out to the random guy that stopped me to say hi; thank you for taking this photo! (at San Diego, California)
genies: If u sit during a concert you’re weak and you won’t survive the apocalypse
dirtsbag: do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick so I just found out Heely’s kid got his shoes banned from the school and I’m dead /Screamingggggg/
belizeanvegan: belizeanvegan: jervae: uglyassprettyboy: belizeanvegan: When you’re a Caribbean Transman who’s been hospitalized numerous times and recently almost died twice last month due to trans surgeries and you’ve finally worked up enough
belizeanvegan: belizeanvegan: When you’re a Caribbean Transman who’s been hospitalized numerous times and recently almost died twice last month due to trans surgeries and you’ve finally worked up enough energy and faith in the Universe to be
zerostop: it’s really late and this is way too funny and i almost died because of animals crashing into each other in slow motion
rugby is the fastest way to sexual frustration let me tell you
alovelybody: Posting these here so I can finally delete them off my camera roll. A friend almost scrolled by them the other day and I almost died. 🙈
psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA
thatdoodlebug:ash telling a story about the thousandth time he encountered a legendary pokemon and probably almost died lol
zetsuhoe: So this happened last night and I almost died laughing.
I just saw this on Youtube and I almost die lughing xD lmao’
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
hanari502: The TF2 cosplayers showed up to the Overwatch meet at NYCC and started picketing us and I almost died
rapniall: THAT NICKELODEON PRANK WHERE HARRY AND LIAM ALMOST DIED AND NIALL’S MUSTY ASS SAT THE WHOLE TIME NOT WANTIN TO DO ANYTHIN
zeph16: mulaneysbutt: i’m basically everyone in this @the-tammuz I was watching this while you while sleeping and I almost died from trying not to laugh
dragondicks:psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
andy-the-anon: scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel: Listen I know, as a white person, that we have bad taste in food but today my friend told me he eats mac and cheese with apple sauce mixed in and I almost died He w hat
c2oh: based on a tru story where my dog lay on me when i was asleep and i almost died.
dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
fuzzywumplestump: i just tried this and i almost died -_-
swagdaddysmooth: xrachaeljoleenx: kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn
belizeanvegan: belizeanvegan: When you’re a Caribbean Transman who’s been hospitalized numerous times and recently almost died twice last month due to trans surgeries and you’ve finally worked up enough energy and faith in the Universe to dance
cheer-your-heart0ut: when Erica Englebert was following me on here, but then deleted :/ but she did wish me a happy birthday on facebook and i almost died :3
peachyxangel: I accidentally just posted these to my personal blog instead of this one and I almost died
glennoconnell: When Alice took acid and I almost died.
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
yesterday darfin was super lovey and when we were driving home from our date he reached over and started rubbing my thigh (and sometimes higher) and when we parked he was kissing my neck and I almost died he’s so unf then after he was cuddling
tonight darfin came over and we got rid of my old bed and mattress and together we got a new one and brought it up the stairs and set it up and rearranged my room then after rested on my giant new bed ☺️☺️ days like this are my fav because we
this was also in the found video and it was after I almost choked to death and realized how unsexy I was
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
jungleindierock: The Strokes gig poster by Patrick Jones
That moment when your husband almost wakes up and sees you hunched over, half naked, shoving a brownie in your mouth at 1:30am and you almost die.
